Satin can be notoriousley hard to wear. It shows every bump and panty line and wrinkles all to hell even if you are just in your limo for, say, three blocks. Getting it in black will save you, up to a point. These cute paper bag style shorts from Converse are a super thick satiny fabric so I wasn't too worried about VPL. They tended to be a bit baloony so I balanced it out with a tighter top embellished with rick rack from Anthropologie. And big, curled out hair. Not shown. I may be firing my paparazzi