Also: attended the Pattern workshop and got the inside scoop on being a fashion journalist from Abby Gardner a local girl who MADE IT. And confirmed my suspicious that traditional blogging is dead. (Yes I know I am clearly not taking my own advice but sometimes insta is just not enough) Anyhoo, Pattern has these things once a month and if you don't have to drive everyone to violin lessons that night I strongly suggest you try to attend.
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
In the name of Vita Kin I present to you the catalyst for never buying a white handbag again. It was filthy within a week of procuring it. Centos offered to dye it, but I dunno, $60 bucks seems like a lot for a bag I'm getting ready to ditch.
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015
I am a tired person. Though I don't really look it thanks to my $150 YSL eye cream that comes with it's own spatula. you know, BECAUSE MY EYE BAGS NEED AN ACTUAL TOOL TO FIX. So when I heard about Bulletproof coffee and it's amazing all day memory sharpening abilities and all day alertness, I was totally in.
Here's the deal: freshly brewed coffee is blended with grass fed butter (like Kerrygold) and coconut oil, making it latte-ish.
Here's my deal :First I blew the lid off the blender whizzing up the hot coffee, probably should have used the Ninja there. That made me seriously awake, so it's working already. The website suggests 3 tablespoons of butter which is a damn lot and my special fancy butter did not have those nifty ruler marks on the wrapper, so I totally had to guess and probably over estimated and I added a lot of coconut oil because I like it. Bulletproof actually sells their own brand of all of these things but since I blew my budget on eye spackle I felt I should cool it down at bi and do the homemade thing. .Anyway, it tasted pretty good, not fall down amazing but shit, Kerrygold butter in pretty much anything, do I need to finish that sentence?
Of course there is a downside. I had to keep it hot so the butter didn't congeal, I probably consumed about 500 calories and, dammit, I didn't feel that much more alert. Le sigh
Friday, February 20, 2015
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
I want to like you, you seem so REGULAR despite the lizard nickname but not. Iggy Azalea and Steve Madden shoe collab is 20% awesome and 80% trashy. As to be expected. I hate this particular featured shoe. BUT there is really fab aqua mesh bootie that rocks (a picture I cannot find online) and