Clearly been watching too much kid TV when my crush is named Sportacus and lives in Lazy Town. Oh, sometimes I cheat a little and go over to Playhouse Disney and oogle that engineer guy from Choo Choo Soul or even take it all the way over to Noggin to get a little Anthony from the Wiggles action. I am really on the fence about those Upsidedown Show brothers. Cute or just dopey? Can't decide. I do know Dan Zane alarms me, I wouldn't leave him alone with my kid or beer for a minute