When I first heard about Sarah Palin for VP, I was thrilled. Yea! A woman! Who has been in Vogue magazine! But then, like the experience of consuming an entire bag of Funyuns by yourself, I became disillusioned. Her anti-choice stance. That abstinence education only thing: are you kidding me? Did you skip sixteen? But what really got me was the hair. Highlights; great. Not too brown and super glossy, but that flippy back thing? Are you just to tired to be bothered? Or is it that you think just because you can't see it, it does not matter? Oh dear. I get it now.