Saturday, July 19, 2008

Low at Lowes

Oh goody, large appliance shopping. Frankley, I can think of better things to spend $2000 on, like this Bottega Veneta coat. Do people spend much time in their laundry rooms? Why the Decorator Colors? Who wants a damn red washer? Slate blue and brown is so 2003 but there was a soothing deep navy which was OK but the weird seafoam teal was not. My Target Go banded leg shorts are nifty but they do make my butt look big, which I am OK with, today, anyway. How about that Stepford hair?