Unless a motorcycle is your only form of transportation or you are the lead singer of a German industrial band named Buk Rutten this is probably something you should avoid. If you must do shiny, form fitting and have little to no body fat, perhaps these Nudie Drycoated oak jeans will do. For a mere $176 you can have the rock star look yet wash them regularly. Nowhere to be found in Indianapolis, of course, you may get them from Barneys or yoox