Other options: Sidecar or Pink Squirrel

So I am at Murphy's Steakhouse reliving the 1970's with a Rob Roy and sitting across from a girl with the best hair ever and I am thinking "Will this Captain's Wafer effectively soak up the leftover bacon grease /vinegar dressing in the bottom of this salad bowl?" but then I decided I would just drink it with my tomato juice and it was yummy. Really.