This is my dog defender outfit. Yes, in those shoes. Just add a croquet mallet and 2 nasty chowchows. I was like an angry Sporty Barbie or a deranged Zelda on the West Lawn, I think that last part is redundant. I don't see how anyone can even like those kinds of dogs. With those beady eyes and matted fur, they must trick humans into servitude by being awful cute as puppies. Stay outta my yard!
Burning Torch shirt, Go Target shorts, Steve Madden ruffle shoes