Fall trend alert. Maybe

Look at this teeny tiny shoe. Is it cute? Or hideous? I can tell you it is oh so trendy for the ladies to be sporting this traditional English formal man shoe and while I can see it's appeal in a strictly practical sense (for bike riding??)I am thinking, really, it's a bit man repeller (more on this later, pay attention)Ghillies, loafers, oxfords, brogues: call them what you like. Never say never so if I had to, I'd go two tone with a slim silhouette. Grenson shoes $273 at www.farfetch.com