I try to be unrelentingly positive here but sometimes I just cannot. Here are some things NOT to do on Mass Ave
1. Go to The Metro and play "who would I date if I were gay?" Believe me, everyone knows that is what you are doing
2. Go to SI. EVER. Totally rude rude rude. As usual.
3. Jello shots
4. Immediately, upon receiving, eat your Jamaican patties at the Chatterbox. So frickin hot, there were strips of skin hanging from the roof of my mouth for days
5. Think you are going to buy something at Tantrum. That store has up and gone.
Habitual jeans that finally give me some sort of badonkadonk, H&M satin shirt, subway graffiti heels
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