baak baak

Trend alert! That would be animal sweaters. Prada owls to D Squared foxes to ironic cat sweatshirts from the Goodwill, you cannot got wrong with a beast on your feast. I'm taking the plunge with J Crew's  French Hen navy and pink cashmere pullover which I will tuck into my 70's poly vintage high waisted Brady plaid majorly bell bottom pants. PS I would like a chicken coop from Indy Chickens for my birthday

People really leaf peep. I thought it was euphemism

I am seriously thinking about going to Chi town on Oct 4 and waiting in line for the Anna Dello Russo designed line for H&M. From the Tiffany blue wheelie luggage trimmed in baroque gold to the alligator sunglasses, it will be like Versace, Schiaparelli and Las Vegas had a baby and it needed accessorizing. Cannot wait. LOVE HER

From underated to over, I really hate Nashville Indiana. I took the children to a gem mine for their birthday, which those little philistines thought was the coolest. In order to get to it we had to pass gift shop after candle shop after landscape art gallery and then do it all again. How many fucking fudgeries do you need in one place? Cultural void with a dress code. T shirt, jean shorts, flip flops. Every. Single.  Person. Except the bikers. Add bandana and subtract flip flops

Oregon omelette

This is is super great. Custom cast iron skillets in the shape of the state of your choice by FeLion Studios. Order now for Christmas since they are 2 months out. Also in: the future bacon shortage potential has been greatly exaggerated. Whew.

I love my hot pink NB sneakers so much, not Queen Latifa so much but still,  that I have purchased several fuchia trimmed w/o pants with about 14 also deep pink t shirts (clearance Target) so I am all matchy matchy ALL THE TIME. My navy/white striped shirts are so jealous

Thumper! What's the name of the game.....

Wow this totally reminded me of the time I fit an entire drink without a lid mind you into my purse pre-flee post-bachelorette party at this crazy dance bar in Texas. Too bad I didn't just start out with this thing.

Fashionable alcoholics on the go can thank their lucky stars for Volere's new portable wine carrier . Over the shoulder and camouflaged as an on trend quilted purse, this baby allows you, once you reach your destination, (or in the cab on the way) to pop out the spout and  have your choice of vino of the boxed ilk. 2  whole bottles worth! I am sure it is just terrible tasting but hey I cannot be a hater of creative libation transporation. www.stewswines.com

Oh maaaayh, y'all

Hey here's a new way to increase your environmental presence in a positive way: it be called perfumed infused gloves. At www.artisanparfumeur.com, leather is soaked in a berry vanilla water and then formed into a classic glove that retains its scent up to 2 years. Just wave them around all southern belle like. Classy

Not old! Seasoned!

Check out my new peeps! And yes they have actual 'scrip lens in them, no poser here.  I bought these antique frames @ a Queen City Show last summer and they were able to pop out the crazy thick Bi Fo's and add what I needed. I know you can get reading glasses at CVS but there were much more fun and were only $79 for installation. The children say they make me look mad, to which I say " I am mad! Where's my latte!"

Late

Uh I forgot to post this when it dropped but maybe that means you can get it on clearance now perhaps. Maybe. Creatures of the Wind collabbed with J Crew for a teeny collection of seperates and I have to admit this is about the only pair of brogues I have seen Iwould actually wear. Seriously obnoxious